Acceptance

Okay so all I really have to say is... You should watch these videos and really listen to what these kids and these families have to say. Conservatives are typically against anomalies until they are face with one. Believe it or not it happens, believe it or not its real, believe it or not it can happen to you. This life is about you until you have a child, at that moment it becomes about them and their generation. So why not make it a happy one for all of them to live in free and full of understanding because their parents were to busy hiding behind a book and some teachings of someone who has probably committed atrocities in their life time.

This show actually made me cry, and i never cry at anything, simply because these kids were so cute and adorable that I cant understand how adults could treat them the way they do, and in turn teach their children the same mannerisms. 8..(

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Smarter America

I just find this photo hysterically funny. 

Okay so basically I can rant all day about the bullshit that every politician spews out of there mouth every time they get up on the stand. I have a valiant idea for the nation though.....and it's simple. GO TO YOUR COMPUTER AND DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH!!!!, OR GO TO THE FRICKING PUBLIC LIBRARY (that your taxes pay to keep in operation)!!!! It could literally take 5-6 hrs to find out the truth about things, but you, and yes i mean you fat/lazy america, can figure out things on your own instead of letting a party affiliated news station do all of the thinking for you. This by the way is the type of socialistic/ communist type of system that all of the radical Americans tend to talk about all of the time...btdubs. There are people who try to scare you and there are people who try to help you. If a president gets elected and the other party controls either side of congress, then nothing will ever get done. The truth is that historically the Republican party and Democratic party swapped major political views. Republicans usually spend money and hope for a result, Democrats spend less and tax to reduce our trillions of dollars of national debt. Our country has gas reserves but wants to be able to sell it to other nations after the world runs out, Canada is also considering using the new pipeline to export oil out of the US. Republicans= big business, and Democrats= Small business. In a small bit of truth we are all a little bit liberal weather or not you want to believe it. My only mission is that you can go to websites that arent news outlets and get much much much better information. 

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Patent Bull

Okay so I am basically an inventor at heart and I love coming up with new ideas and I love taking things apart and completely forgetting how I took it apart! Now I am extremely peeved at the moment because I have had some great ideas and I have never patented any of them.You may be asking yourself, why? well I can say that I think that patents shouldn't be allowed until you have a working prototype to submit with the application. It sucks that someone can patent intellectual property and have the same idea as you, but can never do anything with the patent. This has happened to me twice now and it is beginning to get very very very annoying; granted the guy did have the idea 6 years ago but he still has done nothing with it!  What really " Grind's My Gears" is that even though this guy/woman/company has come up with the idea before me I would still have to pay them for the use of their idea. That my friends is grade A+ bullshit in my grand ole happy opinion. Oh and also I wish upon a star that I can get sent some investors to help me do what I want so I can be that rich entrepreneur that only important people know about.  Eh maybe it will change someday and make it better for inventors and for their successors.

On another note I am in love with this song at the moment.....Dont judge me ok...

The Doc is my hero btdubs....I need plutonium!!!

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Knowing

Why is it that I want to know everything about the world and meet many different people? Yet there are still people in this world who only have an interest in how they can make my day worse. Anyways these people know who they are and they can go FuCk themselves, or jump off a bridge, whichever makes them happy and makes the world a better place. Any who, I have this thing for accents and let me tell you something...they drive me crazy and can be ironic at the same time. I also enjoy meeting new people from different backgrounds and walks of life. I find it funny that the most enchanting accent to me is that of the southern bell or a mid-west accent like Montana. I know I know it is really funny when you think of the historical parameters that surround the infatuation with that type of accent. What it really pans down to is that I am sure I will probably end up traveling the world and visiting many different lands. I want to learn every language I can, but I don't know anything other languages besides American lol.


I am in love with this chick btdubs. Annie Thorisdottir!!

..........I am sorry I will stop my drooling now. I am weird like that I guess...I mean that most people would not find super fit women attractive. Most men would probably be intimidated and feel emasculated by a strong woman, but not me! I don't know I have always been an athlete and I naturally find athletic women attractive and its more than just the body. I really think its something more of the mindset that they have thats probably a little more in line with my own; that is probably also why I have a thing for girls who later turn out to be lesbianas. I am pretty sure that I have hit on at least 10 lesbians, that my radar was off on, in the past 4 or 5 months. Now this may be a bit much for me.....A little fat in the right area goes a long way ;)

   

I .....I.....I really don't know what to say other than Damn girl who you flexin for!?!

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Question for the Donkey

 

Unwritten Rules

Must be over 35

Must be a Christian

Must agree with party lines

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…………..Wait did that say Christian? I am pretty sure that most republicans I see running are Christians and yet they seem to know nothing about it? I feel like in order to be part of a religion you should have a yearly equivalency exam to stay in good standing. Your standing shouldn’t be based on how much you give to the church or if you go every week. Make anyone who wants to use their religion on television take an exam given by scholars. Saying that you are one thing and then getting up and doing exactly the opposite is blasphemy in and of itself.  Now I know what you are thinking (actually I am lying I have absolutely no idea what you are thinking, but I’ll try anyways) and I can assure you that your anger is more than likely not justified. More than 90% of the world’s religions preach and/or teach one main philosophy,” Be kind to your fellow man”, for the sake of being PC, “your fellow person.”  Now the reason why I bring this up is because it just seems like politics in this country, and in others, seems to be driven by the all mighty dollar which I completely agree with oddly enough. If you think about it without the drive of money our lives would be the same as they were way back in….oh I dunno the dawn of time. Money and greed have sadly enough put that Iphone or android phone in your pocket. It has also put that AC unit in your house, and made you refrigerator crappy.  A quality product means no repeat business but a happy customer. Yes, they will recommend your company if you do make that great company, but once you sell everyone your product, and it never breaks, you will go out of business. I will say however that just because we make money dosent mean that we need all of it. We have taken lessons from the British and European dictators/royalty. Amass money and power is the American name and game, for some of us anyways.

Insider trading is not Illegal for the people that govern the laws? Someone missed this while making the congressional process.

My only real point is that we criticize/ stereotype the poor for spending money that they don’t have when our government is BILLIONS of Dollars in debt. There are people on welfare and people who are not. There are people who abuse the system for small gains and people who make large gains off the system.

I don’t have all of the answers and I don’t think that there is a simple solution because humans are apart of the equation.

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IDK

I feel like writing but I have nothing to write about at the moment so i will just swing from the hip and all off the cuff. So here we GO!

It is funny because I am not not ashamed to say that I am a feminist! Ooops! did I just drop the big F bomb?yes...yea i did. Now before you conjure images of Big super butch lesbians burning bras they never wear, stop and think you are more than likely a Feminist as well. Most people are and just don't associate with the meaning of feminism because of what mainstream media has turned this counter culture into. If you think women should earn the same wage for doing the same job, your a feminist. I could spew out tons of other things that would make you a feminist. If you are not, then you probably don't have the access to the internet in order to read this post lol.

I have lost my train of thought so I will just go with this thing that just hopped into the double dutch ropes. Why the hell is there not a more comfortable spooning/cuddling position for men. Not only do we have to do all of the work but we have to be uncomfortable as well! I am pretty sure every time I have cuddled some part of my anatomy has fallen asleep due to an awkward angle. I mean seriously we get the raw end of the deal when it comes to a lot of things being men but I guess the agony of child birth is a fair compromise.

I really have no idea what to write about so im just putting these random ramblings down on...e-ink?

I guess since i dont know what to post about I will just post a video for you to watch and leave you with advice

I was once told by an older gentlemen that you should never regret anything that you do, pertaining to non-illegal things of course, he was mainly talking about relationships at the time.  So have fun with your time because you only have one go around. If you want to do something or give something a go DO IT! be the person that you want to be!

Peace Out Girl Scouts

Pay me no mind

Okay so let me start off by saying that I must be on my period or something because I am typically not this depressing 98% of the time. So seriously unless you want to hear how my brain rationalizes the inconsistencies in my life then not reading any further is understandable. These Resee's hearts will keep me company through this endeavor.

We are who we are based on our past life experiences. So as much as you may be in love with or loathe the very air a person from your past breathes, they are as much apart of you as you are of yourself. Something they may have done has shaped how you now perceive present events. Most of us have been hurt in the past and have put up the age old "wall" to keep ourselves from feeling the low again. Some of us, yours truly, have put up physical, emotional, and mental walls for one reason or another. Part of this I know is because of my societal obligations as a "man".

What the hell is a man anyways besides a social construct that was created a really long time ago, I  say this because carbon dating sucks, that has its basis deeply rooted into each and every one of us even if we fight it tooth and nail.   

Back to the subject at hand... I am just tired of being the guy that is sweet and nice. The guy that is the kind of guy that you marry and not date. Which by the way is one of the most moronic lies I have ever heard someone say more than once. Any who, it is beginning to erk me in all the wrong ways as I watch people around me hooking up, getting booed up, and settling for the silver medal and happy. My real issue is I have NEVER HAD A FUCKING NORMAL LOOK AT A RELATIONSHIP! When it comes to me, you would think a writer on a television show was writing every social interaction I have with something with a vagina. I KNOW WAY TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE. I almost want to leave the state or the country to find someone that I don't know their ex, brother, sister, mom, or Dad (mainly the ex part).   I get weird situations, like a girls in a 2 year relationship with a house and has slept with one of your close friends and claims to really like you but there is something wrong, of fucking course there is, she flakes goes back to the friend.

Now I feel like I have maybe an above average read on women but that doesn't mean shit in the grand scheme of the roller coaster ride of courtship. You can be certain and be dead wrong all at the same time because of how your emotions cloud your judgement and the fact that you can't read minds. Oh! and apparently wanting a girl that I can hold a conversation with without a valley girl "whhhhaaaaattt?" coming out means that I am picky.


Its really whatever I have just got my panties in a bunch tonight. Please no Aww's or It will happens. I have herd it all before and the story is still the same at the end of the day.

Normality is the one thing my life lacks which makes it an amazing and depressing place to live in........

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Happy...ness

Okay so im in a low place somewhere between the bottom of my bed and the floor. So if youw have already figured out from past post or the littla avatar thats not an avatar but a photo...I am of the Dark Tanned American lineage. I am in a bad place mainly because of my job but of course you know, when you climb into that cave you tend to remember all of the things you have tucked away down there. The big thing that I try to keep locked in the trunk under 200lbs of trash, has somehow gotten out as of a few hours ago. I am under constant pressure from my family to find a girl do the settling thing and make the babies. There however is one major thing that is holdong me back. I dont really have a preference but I have a need in life to make a mixed caramel baby, and that requires a little vanilla to make. Sadly enough I am not far enough on the spectrum to get this elusive creature called the girlfriend. Im not the super dork that can get a super  dorky vanilla chick, nor am I thugish enough to pull that elusive daddy hating girl. Here is my normal run of things: 1) Damn girl you fine, 2) Hey lil momma...wel more like hello my name is ___and I think you are very lovely, 3) Oh well you are very nice and very unlike a lot of the people I know, 4) A friend of said girl sees that I am trying and decides to let me know that she dosent like people with this dark a tan, or she says my father would kill me if we dated.
I am by no means using this as an excuse, it is simply just the culmanation of my experiences over the last 11 years. And no this was not brought upon by the big vday lol ( sounds like big vagina day). 
Im just a Tanned gentelman looking for his pillar of salt to lick from time to time with either hot sauce, chocolate, or vanilla topping....swirl is ok to! :)
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What I learned on Tuesday

Crazy in love thats what you get! lol

So let me start off by saying that the most adorable thing ever happened at work today. There is a lady who is 86 at my job and she has a husband who needs a lot of care and she does everything she can, including working for minimum wage at a retail store, for him to make sure he is okay. This 90 year old man got up and rolled himself down to the store and brought her some flowers. Now that may not seem adorable to you, but it was the most adorable thing ever to see. She was on cloud nine because he had not done anything like this in 8 years for her. And after he left the first thing she did was ask fir a break so that she could call him and make sure he made it home safe. 52 years.....one more time FIFTY TWO! years of being married and they care for each other with such passion and love. Sadly I think that is what is wrong with how relationships have turned into the next ADD thing our society does. We treat relationships now as if they are a shinny new car that you can just trade in the next time a brand new model comes out or if you need to be more "fuel efficient."

Couldn't help myself

I don't necessarily hate Valentine's day but I will say that I am not a fan of it. When there is a holiday that causes depression for an entire week across a country as vast as the United States of....ummmm what is this big continents name again? Eh, whatever. I still think it should be a day where men get gifts instead of buying gifts for women ( which we are required by social law to do ALL of the time!). Show your man how much you care with a set of tools, made of chocolate of course, or just do something he likes on the 14th. Anyone who says V-day goes both ways has obviously never been a normal individual. Okay so moving on from my slight distain of the subject.

What I learned today is that it is the little things that really matter (unless its seeing a pic of Kim Kays Tay's first thing in the morning!) the most to people. I saw an 82 year old woman with the biggest smile on her face all day because of a small gesture and other women at work with a giddy up in their step because of a card, a call, or a small amount of flowers. I think everyone can do well to take note of the little things. Learn the favorite color, candy, nascar driver, song, or anything that the other person is adamant about.

Take Time


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Florida Against Higher Education

Florida against higher education

Um..... Yea so apparently the state of Florida, this great backwards tropical state that I live in, is going to cut the budget for my Alma Mater by 50%.......yea. I don't get how you can choose one school that has so many grants and publications and other things. They want to cut 400 million dollars....let me say that again...$400,000,000 (million) Dollars!!!!!! And 1/4th of that is being taken from one of the 4 major universities in Florida (that is not a stab at UCF ). 128million dollars is what they want to cut from USF and that is some major BullS**t....no politically correct pun intended. Come on Florida really? really? I mean you can't ever get a vote right and you constantly wonder why we are farther behind in our educational system that other states? Why can I not get a job out of state? Oh thats right because Florida wont pay for its residents to have a quality education even though we continue to pay our sales and state taxes every day. Oh wait whats that? You don't want everyone to have the ability to go to college anymore? Message heard loud and clear Mr. Richy Rich. If you can find a way to keep those less fortunate down then you can successfully preserve that perceived cultured way of life.....Classists!!! and they call liberals communists bwahahahahahahahaha. What do you think making education unattainable is? hmmmmmm? think about it.


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V-day Sting....?

Okay so i know that this is the most depressing time of the year, but oddly enough, the fact that I am once again not hooked up with even a date that I can call some crazed made up old saint's name (Valentine),  this is not the source of my lament.

I am at on of those things in life called a crossroad and i hate crossroads. I seem to hit these stupid things constantly in this elongated short existence on this speck of a blue planet. I don't know which road to take, mainly because of the stupidity of taking either. The smart choice would be to just sit there in the middle and hope there are fish and a pond.

 I currently work for one of our nations super corporations and let us just say that it does not fit me, the free spirited thinker, very well at all. I know that if i stay here I will be miserable, but I also know that choosing the other path of finding a new job would only mean a 80/20 percent chance of finding that same debilitating corporate injection mold of depression force feeding me through a ram like hot plastic. Here to simply only do one thing.... make money for someone else who I never see. I know i am a dreamer and eventually the system will start asking me to put the new header on my TPS reports, but until then I am gunna be naive and continue to think that my thoughts carry weight until someone else who has taken the same path recognizes the truth in my words, and is willing to give me a shot and having a voice at something better, nay, greater than myself. My only regret is that I was never high enough on the side of blue collar life to pursue my dreams of being in professional sports.

I have a passion for bowling, golf, tennis, and pretty much any other non contact sport Yet I have never had the  resources to get better at them past my own natural abilities. If i could go to the range every day and hang around one of the lower tours for a few years I would be happier than a gremlin taking apart an airplane mid flight! Sadly I don't have that money or that time to put in now that I am all growned up and stuff.

Maybe I'll give somebody an idea that will be a huge money maker and i can quit sad life.


Peace Out Girl Scouts    

I will always love you

I will always love you and your lyrics and the way your voice filled a room, and made people feel instantly relaxed, amazed, and happy. Your singing of the National Anthem will forever be the only one that I believe is the greatest of all time. Thank You!

I remember being a hopeless romantic type of child, you know the kid that would fall easy and try to use poetry and be nice to girls, and listening to the music of R&B artists that were talking more about love rather than the sex fueled artists of today. Granted I had to change a few of Whitney's lyrics because saying, " how will i know if he really loves me" would have only hurt the already rocky sexual perception people had about me. I remember singing your songs in my parents car, on road trips, on math team outings, and even in my own car when i earned my freedom! Granted, once the balls dropped i could no longer come close to hitting the superbly titillating high notes. Karaoke time! OMG!!! I Will Always Love You will probably be one of the top 3 songs this year in any Karaoke bar. I will continue to believe anything is possible and continue to listen to your music whenever my hopelessly romantic heart cries out for something to give it joy, passion, relief from pain, and Inspiration.........Thank You

This is one of my favorite songs that means a lot to me and that is sung by two very amazing vocalists.

Peace Out Girl Scouts

   

Gate Keepers

http://www.zazzle.com/trust_me_im_a_gate_keeper_tshirt-235462900767612662

Ok so the shirt above could never be anymore true than it is when it is worn by a woman. I have had this concept for a few years now. Basically, I call all women, mainly american or countries with westward thinking, gatekeepers, and for very good reason. Have you ever stopped to think about who in our world really controls things? No? Well maybe you should stop and think about it long and hard. Men are said to be leaders of the free world and of the non-free world, but when you take a step back and think about more than the penis, dick, hit stick, dong, shlong, missile, pistol, water gun, baby maker, or the legend. I have called women Gate Keepers now for about 7 years now, because I have realized they have the keys to any relationships future. Now this statement purely only applies to the 99% of women who still have historic views on how a relationship is suppose to kick off. SERIOUSLY WOULD IT KILL YOU TO JUST SIMPLY LET A GUY KNOW YOU LIKE THEM?? Okay large word yelling aside, guys typically have to do all of the works to get the show started and get the raw end of the stick when it comes to the work in the relationship. We are normally working to meet the girls expectations because that is what we are taught from birth. Now don't get mad at me, I love the magic of Disney (with that being said here we go), but the stories do nothing but tell little boys that they have to be big and strong, macho, or the cutest guy around to get a girl. It teaches little girls so many more things, but for the sake of this argument we will only say it teaches them to go for the douchebags. This however is only .0001x-100*100th (yea do that math problem with decimal blocks) of the issue as a whole.  So I guess the point of my mildly cohesive rant is that Ladies should learn that they hold the key. The key to a first date, the key to a first kiss, to a hand hold, to a friendship, to a marriage, to an engagement (well thats really the dad with the shot gun, but you catch my drift), and the greatest thing of all.....The BEDROOM BOOM!, or sex for the conventional person. Now, men you have to respect the rules of entrance into the gates of the playland... :-).  Don't pick the lock or break down the door! Sure a BNE sounds like fun but you will ultimately loose in the long run and the doors to that gate will never open or close properly again... So just stop and understand that it is worth the wait and being handed the key.

  

POGS!!! (Peace Out Girl Scout)

Bounced

Don't make me a rebound
Don't make me a rebound
make me feel slightly profound
Don't put me up, just to let me down
Why am I luck, why am I lucky
Am I lucky to be stuck
or just to have a  chance as a suitable fuck
I really hate rhyming ill just speak from the soul

Okay this is crap
just used me for a gain
and I know your not to blame but,
I just need to say, that
you suck and need to grow up
find some time to take credit
for the things you have done
continue contradicting yourself
and you will find in time
that what you want, you will never find
as long as you can't be true,
to you


P.O.G.S.

Golf Demo Day

Bout the time aye?

Yea so I had a great time today at the Golfsmith Demo Day at Cheval Golf and Country Club;....wish i could afford to work there. So I fell in love with the Adam's Speedline F12 LS today, and maybe a few other of the other major manufacturers stuff. Taylormade was there and I was able to hit the new Rocketballz 3 wood and I would have been all about buying the 3 wood or Driver if I didn't feel like the guys at the demo day were douches. First of all while me and my half black friend, Zach, were easily the darkest people there; I want to stress that only a few really awkward times was I ever in question of how people viewed me...i.e. Racism. Anyways, I was having the best driving day of my life!!! I don't think I had a drive under 280 yards and I am pretty sure the home owner at the edge of the range will hate whoever it was that hit his house multiple times (me!).  I still am not sure if i want to spend the money on a nice driver since i am still learning the game. I have a lot of reps to put in before I even think about getting into competition golf, and a lot of money. I wish i could go back in time and have my dad put me into a summer golf program or something like that. Im okay at bowling; well maybe slightly above average, modesty is one of my redeeming qualities; I do like bowling but there is no money to be made unless you are one of the top 10 in the country. I like money but I also like doing what I love, which can be difficult at times to pin down because I have love ADD....i swear! Back on point; I only got 3 swings with the new R11s driver and the stiff flex shaft was more flexible than the Senior Flex shaft of most companies....Tee hee hee senior flex isn't stiff :-). Any whoo, I hope that within 2 years my athletic ability allows me to start playing local tournaments and maybe slowly move up in time enough to be on the senior PGA Tour, or I can simply do something with all of this random brain activity to make myself a billionaire, millionaire, thousandaire maybe?  Maybe I'll be a rapper or something because in the words of Collin Berry, " Rappers look like they have a fun lifestyle!" I will do something....Hip Hop Hooray Hoo!!!

Peace out Girl Scout!