Gate Keepers

http://www.zazzle.com/trust_me_im_a_gate_keeper_tshirt-235462900767612662

Ok so the shirt above could never be anymore true than it is when it is worn by a woman. I have had this concept for a few years now. Basically, I call all women, mainly american or countries with westward thinking, gatekeepers, and for very good reason. Have you ever stopped to think about who in our world really controls things? No? Well maybe you should stop and think about it long and hard. Men are said to be leaders of the free world and of the non-free world, but when you take a step back and think about more than the penis, dick, hit stick, dong, shlong, missile, pistol, water gun, baby maker, or the legend. I have called women Gate Keepers now for about 7 years now, because I have realized they have the keys to any relationships future. Now this statement purely only applies to the 99% of women who still have historic views on how a relationship is suppose to kick off. SERIOUSLY WOULD IT KILL YOU TO JUST SIMPLY LET A GUY KNOW YOU LIKE THEM?? Okay large word yelling aside, guys typically have to do all of the works to get the show started and get the raw end of the stick when it comes to the work in the relationship. We are normally working to meet the girls expectations because that is what we are taught from birth. Now don't get mad at me, I love the magic of Disney (with that being said here we go), but the stories do nothing but tell little boys that they have to be big and strong, macho, or the cutest guy around to get a girl. It teaches little girls so many more things, but for the sake of this argument we will only say it teaches them to go for the douchebags. This however is only .0001x-100*100th (yea do that math problem with decimal blocks) of the issue as a whole.  So I guess the point of my mildly cohesive rant is that Ladies should learn that they hold the key. The key to a first date, the key to a first kiss, to a hand hold, to a friendship, to a marriage, to an engagement (well thats really the dad with the shot gun, but you catch my drift), and the greatest thing of all.....The BEDROOM BOOM!, or sex for the conventional person. Now, men you have to respect the rules of entrance into the gates of the playland... :-).  Don't pick the lock or break down the door! Sure a BNE sounds like fun but you will ultimately loose in the long run and the doors to that gate will never open or close properly again... So just stop and understand that it is worth the wait and being handed the key.

  

POGS!!! (Peace Out Girl Scout)